In keeping with the zombie festival suddenly taking place over at the Times, I reckon it's about time I stepped up the zombie presence round these parts as well. So. Here is what I'd like for Christmas, followed by its (unnervingly) many sequels. And please don't forget the all-important Bag o' Zombies (which makes a great desktop wallpaper if, like me, you can't actually afford this stuff).
Should you find yourself in need of some brains, there's always Brains4Zombies.com, which serves all your neurologic needs. (Note especially their fine selection of brains, brains, and other brains.) I've also added a blog written by a zombie to the blogroll; study his movements carefully and you'll know what to do when the time comes. By which I mean not pulling a Rod Stouffer and standing stock still.
You'd think they'd learn.
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